Rabies Happens.

I, Cory James Goyer, leader of the Warthog Rebellion and Champion of the Lost Waters, have come up with arguably the greatest idea of this century: Rabies Happens.

Ok, ok, ok. So you start with a t-shirt. YUP! A t-shirt. And on the front of the t-shirt you write: Rabies Happens

Then you have some options. You can either leave it just like that or you can put up a picture of like a rabid crzy squirrel or a sea monkey foaming at the mouth or something. You know something awesome!!!

So what you do then is you wear the shirt!!! YUP! You wear it!!! And while you wear it you wait. Patiently wait. Like a waiting tiger or frog or something. Waiting for the time... TO STRIKE!!!!

See you wait for someone to ask "Hey! Hey you! You with the face! What is that shirt about?"

AND THAT I WHEN YOU ATTACK!!!

See at the point in time you bite them and run!

See then they have no idea wether or not you actually have rabies! They will be all confused and stuff. Thinking to themselves: should I go get checked out to see if I have rabies? What the heck was that guy's problem? What would rabies feel like? Am I really a cat?

So that is my wonderful idea. Once you confuse everyone in the world the whole earth will be in chaos! Then you can rise as a protector of the innocent!!!

HUZZAH!